livin a life of constantly being a little bit sleepy and mildly turned on
sorry mom I’m just taking your advice about not giving in to peer pressure so you’ll have to find someone else to do the dishes
I’d just like to point out that 50 Shades of Grey was Twilight fanfic and Twilight was inspired by Muse so when you think about it, it’s kinda because of Muse that 50 Shades was written in the first place oh
And Muse came from England which traces its roots back to the Anglo-Saxons and Romans, so really, in the end, Julius Caesar wrote 50 Shades of Grey.
someone should totally just stab caesar
I’ll probably swim through a few lagoons, I’ll have a spring in my step and I’ll get there soon to sing you a happy tune… Tomorrow and you better bring a change of clothes, so we can sail our laughing pianos along a beam of light… But I’m quite alright hiding tonight.
Cool bed ideas for small spaces.
WANT. All of them!
benefits of being friends with me
- shitty jokes whenever you ask for them
- shitty jokes whenever you don’t ask for them